Professor Patrick stepped into a law class and threw an Orange at one of his students and said. "Give it as a gift to any of your friends as a gift now".
The boy said to one of his friends "Apos, I give this orange to you as a gift".
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Professor Patrick gave him a stern look and said "Like a lawyer!!!!!!".
Immediately, the boy straightened up, cleared his throat & began...........
"I Stanley Tamuno, adult, male of M16 Sapele Drive, hereby with all intent & purposes willfully give unto you Messrs Apos Tompolo of Ughelli Street, this citrus with its skin, seeds, segments, juice and supple innings that you may exercise actual & proprietary rights thereon, to hold unto same as a gift, a bequest, an endowment validly so transferred, given out, be-quested, alienated, assigned, that you may eat, lick, devour, suck, make juice out of, munch or grant, give out, devolve, alienate in your rightful capacity as the owner either in actual, virtual or constructive capacity of an agent or attorney as may be chosen by you, that the said citrus may be treated in the aforementioned ways or other ways not so listed but not as a weapon to be thrown at persons or animals with malicious intent to hurt, inflict pain or serve as an incendiary action to incite unrest of any kind, but that the said citrus may be used in such beneficial capacity or simply be destroyed in such exercise of legal and equitable ownership as may be deemed fit by the beneficiary of this bequest.
"THAT'S MORE LIKE IT" replied the Professor.
....big ups to whoever the original author is.
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